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I may be an asshole, but I’m not a fucking asshole

Earlier today I left the Best Buy store in West Hollywood holding a video game that I probably couldn’t afford paid for with a credit card that I definitely won’t be able to pay off anytime soon. As I walked … Continue reading

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In Just 14 Short Years This Kid Will Be The Mayor Of Bartertown/President Of The United States

Wow, this lady should receive a state-mandated hysterectomy.

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Another Incredibly Inaccurate CNN.com News Article That Could End Up Costing You Your Job

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/12/16/cb.worst.phrases.work/index.html CNN.com just posted this bullshit article about the Ten Worst Phrases To Use In The Office. Here’s their list: 1. Pick your brain 2. Throw it against the wall and see what sticks 3. Sweat equity 4. It’s not … Continue reading

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More Stupid Fucking Cat Pictures

Earlier today I had to completely drain a new battery for my camera. I did so by TAKING A BILLION SHITTY PICTURES OF MY STUPID CATS. I hate me.

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Seriously, CNN.com, This Isn’t Front F*cking Page News

In a related story Tiger Woods has canceled both his Friendster, Myspace and Match.com accounts. WTF, CNN. Aren’t there wars and atrocities against humanity being committed (beside some dude’s shitty album not being carried at Walmart) all around the world … Continue reading

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CAT DORK! – PICTURES OF MY STUPID FUCKING CATS

I GOT A NEW CAMERA AS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT AND ALL I PLAN TO DO IS TAKE PICTURES OF MY CATS WITH IT UNTIL THE SUN BURNS OUT.

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The Worst Drinking Video Game You’ll Ever Not Play

Gamedians.com – Ep. 120 – “Drinkards” For XBox Live Arcade – watch more funny videos

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Take That You Stupid Poor Starving Third World Cleft Palate Kids Clogging Up The Pages Of My Newsweek

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/12/02/tiger.professional.athletes.wives/index.html I hope everyone of those spoiled, selfish layabouts living in Somalia, Bangladesh and North Korea reads this article and realizes just how tough beautiful, former models who marry multi-millionaire professional athletes have it. Finally, these brave women’s stories are … Continue reading

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Long Story Short, Tron For XBox Live Arcade Is A Crappy Game

Gamedians.com – Ep. 118 – “Tron” For XBox Live Arcade – watch more funny videos

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Exciting New Japanese Sex Video Game… That Is Neither Exciting Or Sexual

Gamedians.com – Ep. 117 – “Ganbare Natsuke San” For XBox Live Arcade – watch more funny videos

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