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PODCAST: Dan Bialek Loves Kittens – Episode 104
This is episode 104 of the Dan Bialek Loves Kittens podcast. In it host Dan Bialek discusses how anger is usually a good thing and then recounts an incredibly awful and awkward dining experience at a rib joint that gets … Continue reading
Dude, Threatening Intense, Leathery-Fisted Handjobs Isn’t Going To Solve This Debt Ceiling Crisis
Come on, John Boehner. Grow up.
My Optometrist’s Office Isn’t Very Professional
My Optometrist’s Office Isn’t Very Professional Here’s a voicemail from my optometrist’s office letting me know that my contact lenses have arrived and that my name rhymes with “The Man.”
PODCAST: Dan Bialek Loves Kittens – Episode 103
This is episode 103 of the Dan Bialek Loves Kittens podcast. Host Dan Bialek recounts the numerous was online financial juggernaut Paypal has screwed him over in the past two years. He also predicts that the downfall of the company … Continue reading
PODCAST: Dan Bialek Loves Kittens – Episode 102
This is episode 102 of the Dan Bialek Loves Kittens podcast. In it host Dan Bialek talks about being motivated, working hard and taking the time to actually allow yourself to get pissed off about stupid things and striving to … Continue reading
CNN Real Poses The Hard-Hitting Questions In Its Stories (Not Really)
Short answer: Yes Long answer: F*ck off. I’m busy playing Angry Birds while eating Cool Ranch Doritos on the toilet.
Morning News Jetpack Fail
Every morning news broadcast should start like this one. Stay classy, San Diego. San Diego Fox 5 Water Jetpack Fail
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PODCAST: Dan Bialek Loves Kittens – Episode 101
This is episode 101 of the Dan Bialek Loves Kittens Podcast. In this episode Dan introduces his new podcast and explains why he started it. He also gripes and complains about co-workers’ noisy cellphones, people who drive BMWs and the … Continue reading
Stuff They Shouldn’t Sell At CVS
Here’s a quick tour of the sundry questionable goods on sale at my local CVS Pharmacy.