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Good god, why is everyone in LA so stupid?

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		<title>My Optometrist&#8217;s Office Isn&#8217;t Very Professional</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Optometrist&#8217;s Office Isn&#8217;t Very Professional Here&#8217;s a voicemail from my optometrist&#8217;s office letting me know that my contact lenses have arrived and that my name rhymes with &#8220;The Man.&#8221;]]></description>
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He&#039;s like the best/worst motivational speaker in the world. But with more swearing.

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