2009
11.30

[quicktime]http://www.danbialekloveskittens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/112709-bialek-clip.mov[/quicktime]

I’m supposed to be editing a bunch of video we shot for a new comedy web series called “Science & You” starring David Taylor (my old roommate and the person our oldest housecat is named after). Instead I’ve been screwing around and procrastinating with every file and piece of video on my computer’s multiple hard drives except ones that have to do with this project.

Here’s a video clip of me performing at last Friday night’s 12 Shiny Nickels Show in Hollywood. It’s kind of a sloppy, lackadaisical set (I say “racist” at one point during the bit about having sex in the car with my wife when I meant to say “rapist”.). But, there are a couple of new things I talked about that might have some legs if I keep working on rewriting them and making them better. I have high hopes for “International Waters” and even the chunk about “Monopoly.”

Anyway, I finally figured out how to host my own Quicktime videos on my server and embed them using WordPress. That way I can upload standup sets that I consider to be sub-par (which is pretty much 99.9997332% of all the ones I’ve ever done) here without having them on YouTube and Daily Motion and whatnot where kids, jerks and internet cretins will leave helpful comments such as “You Suck!” “Kill yourself” and “You aren’t good at this and should quit comedy/life.”

Although I share these sentiments wholeheartedly I’d really prefer not having to hearing them from cyber lurkers with nothing better to do than make me feel bad about myself. The sundry voices in my head, as well as the ghost of my deceased father currently burning in hell, do plenty of that for me already.

2009
11.30

2009
11.30

avary-jail-twitter

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/11/30/jail.twitter.writer/index.html

Tweeting from jail about how inconvenient it is at night when the guards shine their flashlights into your cell and wake you up.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

You do realize that you plead guilty and were convicted of manslaughter after killing one of your passengers while drunk driving at over 100 miles per hour, right? And that you’re only serving a year for the crime?

Please be sure to live tweet any upcoming shower rapes. I’m sure it’ll get you a ton of new followers.

Also, Beowulf was godawful shitty.

2009
11.30

I have no idea how my wife gets anything done at work because apparently all she does is sit in her office and forward crap like this to me and her friends all day.

2009
11.29