2009
08.10

Lethal Force Options

Scene Of The Violence

Hurt In The Melee

Heavily Damaged By Fire

Guards Used Pepper Spray

Stab Wounds And Slashes

Head Trauma

Weapons Of Opportunity (this one is my personal favorite)

Images Taken From The Scene

Flames Coming From The Building

Order Restored By 7 a.m.

250 Inmates Hurt

Cause Of The Fighting

Placed On Lockdown

A Similar Riot Broke Out

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/09/california.prison.riot/index.html

2009
08.08


In Persian the name of this store loosely translates to “Elegant Rapist.”


These guys were just killing time until the cologne store opens.


Old crusty dude watching an older crustier dude on the free tv.


This mannequin dreams of fucking…


this mannequin to death.


If you’re shitty and materialistic, boy, have I got the religion/jeans for you.


Japanese tourists love the shit out of Ed Hardy.


This dad was dressed as more of a six-year-old girl than his actual six-year-old daughter.


“Lacoste” is French for alligator-shaped butt plug.

Honest. Look it up.


An actual photograph of Douchebag Mecca/Valhalla/Heaven.


Japanese tourist dude, you’re absolutely killing me.


You, too.


Express Men, also known as “Dicks In Your Mouth In A Hurry.”


Zero-to-guido in 4.3 seconds.

2009
08.08

1. Shame pole

2. AIDS wand

3. Rape stick

4. Tower of scabs

5. Poop broom

6. Glue uzi

7. Vagina horn

8. Lumpy justice

9. Steve

10. Ovary baster

2009
08.06


Keith Olbermann: Legislators For Sale

2009
08.05

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Sorry for being such a jerk. It’s just that a majority people in this city are truly awful human beings. I should know. I’m one of them. :-(