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Survey: Churchgoers more likely to back torture
Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus hooked up the Pharisees’ balls to a car battery and demanded that they stop telling lies?
Apparently 54 percent of these people do.
Praise The Lord and pass the jumper cables.
Top Gun’s Kelly McGillis Not Into Dudes
This is another one from CNN/People.com’s “Not Shit Files.”
As long as I can remember I’ve always heard that Kelly McGillis was a lesbian and it didn’t really matter. Why is it such a big deal now.
She was never really that hot or anyone that whackable. And she’s old now. So, why does People magazine care?
Guys are douchebags. My mom’s been divorced for like 15 years and I’ve been trying to convince her to become a lesbian the whole time. She gets mad at me and says that I’m sick in the head.
I’m not. I just think some old cougary lesbian would treat her a lot better than all the creepy, saggy-balled dudes that she goes to dates with at Mimi’s Cafe.
I wonder if Kelly McGillis would be into my mom?
That would rule.
LAPD: ‘Southland Stranger’ Suspect may be among worst serial killers
Cool. Now maybe my black friends will stop teasing me all the time about how creepy white people are and how we always end up being serial killers.
This guy looks like he might turn out to be the Tiger Woods of mass murder.
I can’t wait until tomorrow to hear how Rush Limbaugh spins this to be somehow Barack Obama’s fault.
Observation #1: Nintendo Wii consoles are not nearly as rare as they used to be.
Observation #2: Major League Baseball Front Office Manager might be the worst and/or most boring idea for a video game ever. Hey kids, give up on your dreams early and learn to fax and collate instead.