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Apparently in one of the multiverses my name is Rich and I’m 34, gay and split my time between Miami, New Orleans and Beverly Hills.
I don’t know whether to be flattered, annoyed or freaked out by this.
But I do wish I knew how to get the sweet fireworks graphics and background onto my actual Myspace page. They are quite festive.
What is wrong with people?
Today three boxes of my new CD arrived in the mail.
So, I had an impromptu CD release party in Nerd HQ.
Man, I really know how to party.
Please email me at store@danvsamerica.com if you want to buy one.
And once I figure out how to make a shopping cart on my website and/or use PayPal I will totally sell you one. 
It appears that I’ll be celebrating Christ’s birth this year by getting drunk and humping a fir tree.
Thanks to my Myspace friend Dallas from making and sending this to me.
Happy holidays.
To see all of my Myspace fan art click here.
Here’s a video about why getting picked on by bullies sucks but how it all works out in the end if you’re patient.
A bunch of my K through 12 fans online had repeatedly asked me to do a vlog on bullies, so I finally caved and did one.
Hope you enjoy it. Thanks for watching.
Here’s a new Dudes In Bed upload featuring Modest Proposal’s Ron Babcock and Ryan McKee telling the story of how they met.
This is episode #9 of DIB and I’m posting it out of order because I just ran into Ryan last night at a comedy show and remembered how funny he and Ron were. And, also, Ron just left for 6 months to teach comedy and video editing on a Semester At Sea cruise ship and he will most likely be keel-hauled for hooking up with one of his college-aged students.
Add Ron an Ryan as your friends and drop them a line of encouragement if you want.
Also, don’t forget to subscribe to the DIB video channel, add the profile as a friend, give it a thumbs up rating, leave a comment and remember to wash behind your ears.