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If you play Halo 3 and want the self-esteem boost that comes from beating a grown man who has better things to do than to be losing at a first-person shooter online against potty-mouthed teenagers but who does so anyway look me up on XBox Live.
My gamertag is: ikillbabies.
A lot of people send me emails asking me where I get all the t-shirts that I wear in my vlogs.
I get them from Threadless.com. It’s the best t-shirt site in the world. You can submit original t-shirt designs to them and if you receive enough votes your t-shirt gets made and you get paid for it.
They really are an awesome company.
Not be outdone, my Myspace friend Reika just sent me a JibJab video she made featuring a shirtless me and Larry King hula dancing.
Disconcerting and hilarious.
Happy Halloween Everyone!
My Myspace friend Jessica just sent me a couple of awesome collages that she made featuring me. Behold as I appear proudly next to a wolf, kitten, eagle and pegasus.
This is the best piece of fan mail I have received in my life.
Click here to check out my new Fan Art photo album on my Myspace page.
As of sometime earlier this evening, I am currently the #1 ranked comedian on the Myspace Top Comedians listing. That’s #1 out of over 31,000 other comics.
Thanks to everyone who watched my videos and by doing so got me ranked so high. I appreciate all the support. This is super neat.
(BTW, yes, I am well aware that even though I rank #1 on this artbitrary comedy chart that I am still probably somewhere around the 85,642,023rd funniest comic in the continental United States. I’m 87,889,114th if you include Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico. But, still, it’s pretty cool to be #1 in something for once in my life.)