Dan Bialek Loves Kittens

I couldn’t take it anymore.

I was tired of apologizing to cashiers as well as to women and children that I passed on the street and in parking garages.

As of 4pm this afternoon my creepy mustache is no more.

I never thought I’d be driven over the edge to such a deep hatred of an entire nation of people as I have been after receiving a couple dozen hateful comments from Fillipinos this week.

I’m glad that the singular and plural name designator for your citizens is difficult to spell.

You deserve it. You people are dicks.

I don’t know how I’m getting so hateful YouTube comments considering the Ghandi-like act of my charity performance for almost a dozen people earlier today.

Oh, wait, it’s 15-year-olds who are as big of dicks as I was when I was 15.

Putting things up on YouTube leaves yourself open for being called a boring, retarded, faggoty douche by a legion of anonymous angry Internet versions of yourself half your age.

Remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Peter Brady throws a birthday party for himself and nobody comes?

Well, that’s what the show that I hosted in downtown LA was like tonight.

Except there wasn’t any cake or ice cream. So I guess it was kind of worse.

Why do I do any of this?

In hindisght, tonight’s show was much more depressing than I even remembered 10 minutes ago while recording the vlog above.

However, I should look on the bright side.

What’s the bright side of things?

Well, apparently it’s Blazer Week here at Dan Bialek Loves Kittens blog.

And that’s pretty exciting now isn’t it.