The greatest blog in the history of everything that has ever happened.
Look, it’s the new and improved Dan with crappy facial hair!
Also, I still need your vote in the silly Famecast.com comedy contest. If I win I’m donating $500.00 to SaveDarfur.org. So, click here and register and vote for me if you’d be so kind. Thanks.
Hooray, I made it into Round 2 of the Famecast.com standup comedy competition.
I don’t know it was going to kill me though.
So. Tired. Want. To. Die.
Please have a heart and go register and vote for me in the contest. It’s easy just follow this link:
There wasn’t enough room to write out the entire title of this blog in the subject line above.
So, here it is:
COUPLES ON A BAD DATE WILL ALWAYS BLAME THE COMEDIAN… AND THEN GO HOME TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER JUST TO SPITE HIM/HER. PEOPLE ARE AWFUL AND DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY GET ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY END UP HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY MET AT A MALL FOOD COURT OR WHILE WORKING AT THE CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN IN THE BEVERLY CENTER.
A bit wordy, but nonetheless 100% true.
Today I ran into three of the most annoying Los Angeles archetypes all within the span of about 20 minutes.
Actually, the dude with the titties tattooed on his arm was more of an iconoclast.
However, he was still plenty annoying.